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Best Article ever

 

Looters In Iraq Run Wild Beating Bystandersbush

Looters Punishing Bystanders

 

 

Our reporter (Jayson Blair formerly with the New York Times) from Iraq filed the photograph. It shows Iraq looters beating up witnesses.

Our competition has questioned the report saying it is High School students in Chicago hazing other Students! ARN stands by our reporter. In America high school students beating up other students?

New Administrator for Iraq, Pledges to Bring Law and Order

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Today the new Iraq Administrator said Looters would be shot on sight. Mr.  Bremer said an Ad campaign would start immediately with the above poster put up all over Baghdad.

 

Jeb Bush changes name to just "JEB" Announces, He will run for President,

Champaign Slogan, "He's my brother but?"

Bush bush satire, satire bushReceives Honorary Degree

The Award Ceremony

 

Excerpts from Bush's Speech, " I am very pleased to receive this degree. I worked hard for it as hard as I did for Harvard MBA. But it means more for me than that degree. This one my Dad did not have to buy for me. I did it on my own."

George Bush today stated that Colin Powell has a “Personal Commitment to Middle East Peace process. bush satire, satire bush

Just like Powell, Abu Mazen and Ariel Sharon say they will do anything to achieve middle east peace.

Powell has my full support and this will keep him busy so he does not get any ideas about switching to the democratic party and running against me.

How long will Colin Powell be smiling?

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Kennedy Mistresses Come Out in One Town

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Putin Optimistic:

  • The life expectancy has gone down 3 years since 1999
  • We will make new nuclear bombs
  • 25% of our citizens live below poverty level, $60 per month
  • Economy must be reformed, but I do not know how
  • bureaucracy must be cut, but it has grown under my administration
China Steps Up SARS Control, Will Execute Anyone who violates Quarantine

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Chinese Health Workers Burning Bodies Executed Sars Quarantine busters

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President Bush Agrees to sell Movie Rights Iraq War

Who came First Putin or Dobby? Putin Sues Producers of Harry Potter Movie

Bush Says no Debate but I Challenge Saddam Hussein to a Cook Off

Bush Confused, Why the rioting in Baghdad? Guest Columnist Answers

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