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The health and fitness links are real, we just could not resist making fun of them. As usual we have our twisted humor working on this. But hey, like we said before working here does it to you. So look at the links and what we have done. We are still thinking on what to tackle next.
Where to start with our health and fitness links, well let's start with body cleansing, have you ever had it done? One time, I took the medicine to clean out first before they did the roto rooter, well actually a camera. They were looking for things that were growing that should not be there.
But all clean, but if over 40 think about getting the roto rooter. Scary as hell, but in reality it is twice as bad as you think. Did I say that right?
Let's move on to a cleaner topic. Anti Aging, here; well 50 is considered old. Anti Aging remedies here are simple, like stop drinking a bottle of Vodka a day, don't ate the local delicacy that is basically pure fat, and the best one, move the hell away from here!!!!!
The best anti aging sport I know is skiing. Hey if you hit a tree you stop aging, right? Here are our ski links. No hills here so just a few nuts who cross country ski. Great fun at -40, a high risk sport as you quickly freeze to death if you have a problem. Okay, we have to admit it we are one of the idiots that ski downhill and even do it in Siberia.
Let's move on to Nutrition Links. Well modern science has done wonders for us, nutrition wise, food science well we can make good tasting food from almost garbage now. The greatest wonder of them all, well Olestra. Nutrition in Siberia, well for most people just getting food on the table is the problem. Tough surviving on may be $100 per month, if that for most people in Siberia. In America, they spend 3 times that on one trip to the grocery store or on the golden arches, each month
to be continued............
SIBERIA GYM WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM