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8/31/2002

Wow, a whole 273 visits for the month of August. Thanks to Mom and Dad for visiting about 100 times. Please spread the word on the site. Lie if you think it is a piece of shit.

8/30/2002

Well got to head back to Russia. Things are getting out of hand back there. When the boss is away the boys drink too much vodka.

8/29/2002

Visits well they are climbing slowly. Too dam slow but what can you do? Busting a few heads to get things done doesn't work with a web site.

8/28/2002

Okay well it appears Paypal had good reasons for turning down the account. It seems some hackers from Russia got into their computers and got credit card numbers.  The FBI got them with a sting operation but Russia is trying to persecute the FBI agent that did the sting, honest.

8/27/2002

This is AAH. Finally able to get to a computer. All I got to say is don't go in any dark alleys with strange women, okay? I don't want to talk about it any more. And the two guys with broken legs really do not want to talk about it.

8/26/2002

Amsterdam Police informed us that AAH is now not allowed in the country. AAH was put on an airplane hand cuffed on a flight back to Russia.

8/25/2002

Amsterdam Police informed us that AAH will not be charged with assault. The individuals with broken legs said they would not testify against them. He will be released tomorrow.

8/24/2002

AAH will be released from the hospital tomorrow a spokesman said. It appears the nurses are getting fed up with his comments and grabs.

8/23/2002

AAH was questioned today as to the identity of his girlfriend. His comment, "Her name is Cindy but I thought that was strange as she could barely speak English. And anyway I had only meet her 10 minutes before the Accident." He also asked, "How many hits have the web site had since I've been gone?"

8/22/2002

Amsterdam Police informed us that AAH may be charged with assault. The individuals with broken legs are in the hospital having legs pinned together. They will not be available for questioning for 24 hours.

8/21/2002

Received email from AAH, Quote "The bastard tried to steal my wallet after my girlfriend drugged me. I dropped both of them with a punch then jumped on their legs."

8/20/2002

AAH was found in an Amsterdam Alley, and yes unfortunately alive. He promises to contact us in the next day or two. Police say two other people were found in the alley, both with their legs broken?

8/19/2002

Still no word. We tried to contact his family, but he has none. Hopes are running high.

8/18/2002

No word from AAH. He was flying through Amsterdam and hope is he was killed or beaten and left for dead in the Red Light district.

8/17/2002

AAH departed Russia for a break. Well actually they told him to get the hell out of here as we was driving people crazy.

8/16/2002

Holy reindeer, the google bot came to the site!!!!! We are going to drinks lots of Vodka tonight!!!!!!!! Holy reindeer is what we figure Robin(of Batman and Robin) would say if he was in Siberia.

8/15/2002

Well one visitor yesterday, but look at the bright side, better than "0". Hey if you aren't an optimist here you are either, dead, an  alcoholic, or crazy?

8/14/2002

Okay may be PAYPAL has a point, our email address is, we are in Siberia, so may be they should be a little cautious?

8/13/2002

Pissed at the web, no pissed at PAYPAL! My account is locked and no explanation yet. I think they have had the word "Customer Service" removed from the official company dictionary. So visit PAYPAL, I have visited everyday for 3 weeks trying to get the account verified and now they have locked it!!!!!!!!!!

This account has been locked. Please contact the Account Review Department at
appeal@paypal.com. Error 3018

Enter error 3018 help search and get answer for 3014, 3019, etc. but not 3018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/12/2002

There are 644,000 sites related to bodybuilding. Almost all sell supplements or how to get "huge" with no effort. All use pictures of guys that had to be taking steroids, so are there that many dumb people that believe what they say(think they can be like the pictures) and buy their stuff? Or are there 643,950 sites that sell almost nothing and lose money?

And is there anyway to look at the absolute last search item without going through all the pages?

But how can I say anything, we're not listed in Google!!!!

8/11/2002

The web today, well revised the site some more, but in generally a good day. Actually have the site shown on Hippo. Of course no  one has heard of the search engine Hippo but who cares, progress. I've heard of it(Hippo) so that is all that matters, okay? So don't laugh! And I just killed one of those damn small egg laying flies! So give me some credit!

Other major topic of the day was Russian Airport Bathrooms circa 1991 to about 1995. We will go there someday, but not now, I just ate. But for now how about Sheremetyevo Airport schedule in case you want to come to Russia?

We could write a book about that place, Adventures at Sheremetyevo or "No it is not a "GULAG" its Russia' s International Airport."  And yes the screwed up counter on the web site, it has been that way for over a year.

8/10/2002

You wake up, check your email, check your site, a whole 3 visits. You look at another site and realize your site is shit. Why would anybody visit? If they did why would they buy?

Reality checks are tough when you are in Siberia. If you want to see something that is good, our opinion, because we are fans of Duct tape, or what our "village idiot" calls "quack tape" check out Duct Tape Guys. Also in case you did not know they sell nuclear grade duct tape, scary thought your life protected by Duct tape.

8/9/2002

Okay not so pissed at the web today. Actually got the logo on a web site. 3 cheers for "Pete" at . And he is not a fellow American. Dam shame the British lost the war, beat the shit out of them and had to bail them out how many times?

Well may be i am pissed, how to stop FrontPage from putting in big spaces? My FrontPage for Dummies book does not help! See the big space above this sentence help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/8/2002

Looking for links to the site. So type in Health Humor. What is the first site listed? chronicfatigue.about.com And wow, a shock the site does not have a guide, imagine that. Boy you had better apply today.

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