top ten list

Top Ten List You have worked in Russia Siberia Too Long

1. You think it is right to give bribes to government officials because their pay is too low

2. Celebrating two Christmases and two New Years make sense

3. When it is -20 you think the temperature is okay

4. You do not lock your luggage, you either have it covered in paper, put DUCT tape around it, or have it sealed in plastic like the Russian do. Locks are useless here!

5. Think that sitting around with a bunch of drunk and naked men is entertainment.

6. If you enjoy being beat with tree branches get on the next plane and leave!

7. Learn that someone saying it will done tomorrow, means it will never get done

8. That only standing at the bottom of the stairs to board an airplane for 15 minutes or less is good service

9.  Looking at the tires on your airplane and not getting scared just because the tires have no tread left on them

10. You can name all the different blood sucking insects in Western Siberia and know their life cycle

11. You are a carrier for insect eggs

12. You think gold teeth look good

13. You remember the good old days when you had to bring your own toilet paper

14. Think a Volga is a good car

And if something does not make sense, send an email and we will explain! We know our Top Ten list is different. But hey come visit and you will understand our Top Ten list.

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